Hacking My Garden

Having a yard is a privilege when you live in a big city. Room for the dogs, room to plant something, room for the children to play, room to park everything you own, and underneath all of it, a beautiful lawn.

But if you aren’t privileged enough to also have a professional gardener, you’re going to have some problems.

Grass is a powerful plant. It grows fast and drinks a lot of water in minutes. The problem is that we insist on cutting it every week, because we’ve decided grass is supposed to look like a carpet.

Keeping that carpet costs time, money, fuel and patience. I did try to review my own ideas about grass and take the whole carpet thing apart, and I failed. Every time I look at the yard and the grass is wild, I think, I need to do something about this.

One day I was round at a neighbour’s place. He keeps a lot of chickens, and where the chickens live you can’t see any grass at all. The chickens cut everything that grows under them, he told me.

Isn’t she beautiful?

That was it. I could finally see a solution for my yard. All I had to do was manage the chickens so they didn’t destroy the whole thing. Leandra found a project called a chicken tractor, a mobile structure you put chickens inside and move to a new spot every 3 days.

Follow the instructions:

  • 30m of PVC pipe cut into 1m lengths
  • 10 “L” joints
  • 20 “T” joints
  • 100 clips with UV protection
  • 10m of chicken wire

Call your family and enjoy the puzzle.

Our first chicken tractor! 🐔❤️💕😍

Extra point for vegetarians: in a couple of days the chickens might make you a present of some wonderful eggs.

Update 1

The startup accelerator program Y Combinator asked me what kind of thing I have hacked that is not related to modern technology, and I sent them this. I never got accepted though. :p

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